You know it’s Reggae Weekend when…

• the Sheriff and the Staties have staked out their positions on Route 27 (and planning on balancing the state’s budget).

• there are bouncers at the base of the SuperQuad (Security checking backpacks for beer)

• a snowboarder drops his trousers as he passes in front of The Beach

• women in spike heels (what are they thinking) are hanging around the base

• kamikazies, suicide bombers, and cluster bombs menace the slopes

• the crowd on The Beach is most definitely not from around here

• parking is a contact sport (and it’s way too easy to be blocked)

• beer cans and bottles litter the slopes and the roadways

And it’s only Friday. C’mon, help me out, Sugarloafers…